Carnivorous Earwig

As an act of contrition, I will now insert this carnivorous earwig into my brain. Kind of tickles. [Screaming] Oh, God! It's eating out the back of my eyes!

quinta-feira, janeiro 24, 2008

Jazz revoltado

@ musicbox

Dificil de explicar...

É estar a entrar em transe e de repente haver uma explosão.

Ou estar no meio de uma batalha e ainda ouvir os passarinhos a cantar alegres nas árvores.



- Obrigado
- Mais uma! Mais dez!
- Obrigado, não podemos tocar mais porque não temos mais músicas.
- Improvisem. Inventem agora uma.
(alguma insistência depois)
- Ok, vamos tocar mais um bocado mas como não temos mais músicas vamos ter de repetir algumas...
(ninguém se importou)

quarta-feira, janeiro 23, 2008

Please Mr. Nichols come back inside the window
I can’t promise you anything, but I trust that there is far greater reason
to live
I know you’ve become disheartened and disillusioned by the current
state of affairs
Your stocks are falling, your investments have failed you
The man from whom you took orders has been ordered to jail by his and
your subordinates
You question what is this world coming to
What is the profit margin when you’re forced to pander to the
marginalized
Where’s the glory you dreamt of as a child..
Dressed as a cowboy, your play gun pointed at real targets
Your mother, holding her tongue as your father consoles her with the
words..
“it’s just boy stuff”

Well
You joined his fraternity, you grew into his old suits
You acquired his beliefs, you embodied his dreams and with them his
oversights.
How long did you think it would last?
It’s just a matter of time.
The world is far from over.

Look...
Your mother outlives your father,
Your sister outlives your brother.
And if you jump from this window today..
She’ll also outlive you.
Look at her, sitting in her midwestern home, tuned into Oprah once
again
Today, she learns to meditate on a second-hand couch.
Meanwhile, you stand outside this window
Twelve stories above the ground
One story remaining untold...

You contemplate the setting sun,
Unaware of your disorientation.
Dis-orient: turned away from the east.
The shifting current seems to conspire against you.
Mr. Nichols, you fail to see that you’ve always stood outside of this
window, perched on the threshold of oblivion.
Countless man made stories above the truth
For so long you’ve stood facing the setting sun
Mistaking the complimentary unified duality of nature as being right or
wrong
Good or evil
God or devil
Mr. Nichols instead of stepping from this ledge into the downfall of your
up rise
Why not just turn around
Lessen the intensity of your western glare and face the rising sun
Note the energy swirling from its center
How it illumines us all and only the birds fly first class...

There is your inheritance!
The warmth of a kiss
Invest your tongue into the mouth of mystery
Allow her breath to seep into your lungs and surrender to her touch and
guidance
There’s no other way
Your dreams of dominance will only help you forsake yourself
While your family continues its search for understanding
And your daughters outlive your sons...

Coldcut - Mr Nichols

domingo, janeiro 20, 2008

Isto lembra-me uma vez, quando estavamos no golfo da Biscaia, levantou-se uma tempestade. O cozinheiro chegou a correr e disse...

terça-feira, janeiro 08, 2008

Ano novo

O melhor comic que vi sobre o ano novo:


E também eu congratulo a Terra pelo seu desempenho.

quarta-feira, janeiro 02, 2008

Inferno

Estou a pensar ir para o Inferno.

Alguém quer vir?